LIES

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/21/2020 at 20:09 • Filed to: None

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I was near the mailbox doing yardwork when the dude pulled up. Not even a pink slip was left.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/21/2020 at 20:14

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He attempted to cover up him not doing his job, yes.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/21/2020 at 20:20

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Are postal carriers basically federal cops?

ranwhenparked > For Sweden 07/21/2020 at 20:35

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They do have federal postal  cops, and they are actually quite powerful.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Postal_Inspection_Service

For Sweden > ranwhenparked 07/21/2020 at 20:55

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What a bunch of stamp lickers

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/21/2020 at 21:42

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W e had a UPS truck blow it’s clutch in our block yesterday. The driver was having a terrible time trying to get it up the very minor incline in front of our place then lots of acrid grey clutch smoke... Those trucks are probably getting lots of extra miles will all the covid deliveries...

Jb boin > For Sweden 07/21/2020 at 22:08

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I wonder what the mailer daemon costume uniform looks like.

boredalways > Jb boin 07/21/2020 at 22:58

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“ I wonder what the mailer daemon costume uniform looks like.”

At the very least, the uniform is definitely gray.

CaptDale - is secretly British > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2020 at 12:14

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I have been having a lot of issues getting items shipped through USPS on time lately . They seem to be heavily burdened atm.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CaptDale - is secretly British 07/22/2020 at 12:55

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We were already heavily reliant on internet shopping due to us being an island with no big box stores. To cope with the demand caused by COVID the post office has had to set up tents outside with the same floorspace as the entire building.

Still doesn’t excuse them lying about attempting a delivery tho, on a package that was already a week late.